Pets that we have for children or for ourselves, of course, please. But sometimes they do something that drives us to despair, which, however, quickly disappears.
CAT
The simplest and most common problem with a cat, especially if you live in a private house - he climbed a tree and meows mournfully from a height. Ah, what to do, - you exclaim and spend hours under a birch, calling "Kiss-kiss-kiss", offering Vasenka or Murzik your favorite treats. But no, he's still sitting on a branch and pretending he can't climb trees at all.
TRADITIONAL PROBLEM SOLUTION:
Try to knock down the cat with a mop, slipper, ball, get a ladder, make sure that it does not reach Vaska, sob and call the rescuers.
SIMPLE OPTION:
Leave the cat alone. Believe me, he will get off himself when he is convinced that everyone, in general, does not care about him. As one employee of the Ministry of Emergency Situations said - “Have you ever seen cat skeletons in the trees?”
Okay, okay. Call the rescuers!
DOG
Your dog is running towards you with all his might, and on his face is written “Oh my God! You have no idea what I'm about to tell you!" But the closer she is to you, the more clearly you feel - WHAT. Yes, your sweet dog met fresh "muck-on-the-road". Most likely, she used it inside, additionally wallowing in it from nose to tail. And he does not understand at all why you are not screaming with delight.
TRADITIONAL PROBLEM SOLUTION:
Wait until it falls off on its own and stops smelling, pour liters of shampoo and conditioner on the dog in the bathroom, making sure every time that it still smells.
SIMPLE OPTION:
Wash your dog with Fairy or tomato juice. We do not say that it is useful, we say that it works, and it will stop spoiling the atmosphere in your home.
HAMSTER
The biggest problem that can happen to your hamster is death. Unfortunately, they have a short lifespan. Dzungarian hamsters live an average of two years, Syrian hamsters a little more, centenarians reach up to four years. You get up in the morning, and at the bottom of the cage - a lifeless fluffy corpse, and ahead - tears and hysteria of children …
TRADITIONAL PROBLEM SOLUTION:
Tell the kids that their furry friend went to a special hamster paradise, that he was sent to live on a farm, drink Corvalol, wash and soothe offspring.
SIMPLE OPTION:
If you are not ready to tell children about death using their furry friend as an example, then quickly run to the pet store and choose an animal that is as similar as possible to yours. Hamsters, by and large, do not have a pronounced personality, so hardly anyone will notice the substitution. In one family, children are sure that they have a long-lived hamster who celebrated his tenth birthday. Of course, lying to children is not good, but sometimes this option saves the nerves of the whole family.