What looks good on screen doesn't always work out so well in real life. If you are one of those who on the way to work always stumbles on passers-by, and in the apartment - on furniture, tears tights more often than any of your friends and cannot make a sandwich without cutting your finger, and the district traumatologist recognizes you a mile away, shudders and switches to the other side of the street - you can look at the sexual delights in erotic films, but do not try it at home!
BLIND GAMES OR FULL DARKNESS IS NOT FOR YOUR COUPLE
Darkness is, of course, a friend of youth and will help you lose all shame, but also all balance. When you can't see anything, your sense of balance is weakened. If you're still cringing at the memory of high school walking on a log, don't risk experimenting with blindfolds or tightly drawn curtains.
DO NOT JOKE TO SCRATCH AND BITE
… otherwise you run the risk of overplaying and biting seriously.
CAREFUL WITH THE SPRINGS
so as not to end up in the situation "A person, get acquainted - this is the floor." It is better to choose an orthopedic mattress, which is not as fun to jump on, but not as dangerous.
REJECT THE VAMPIRE MANICURE
Your nails better be short. The stunning news: it turns out that the skin on the head of the penis is quite delicate and sensitive. Oops.
DEEPTHROAT ARE YOU SURE?
And if you also have a strong gag reflex? It can be awkward.
SEXY PUTTING A CONDOM IN MOUTH?
Don't choke on them… Watch out for your teeth! Anxiety! Anxiety! Mission Failed!
Sex between not the most dexterous partners in the world requires maximum control over the situation. If you're using slippery silk bedding, don't forget to wear knee pads and bike helmets.
SEX TOYS ARE SAFE…
In clever hands. You can try… Ambulance phone - 03.
Insidious BACKRIGHT COW GIRL
You won't forget in which direction the penis "grows", and everything will do without injury? The ambulance phone is the same.
DO NOT CHANGE POSES DURING THE PLAY
Your “graceful” rollover can end up falling out of bed or running your heel in the face of a loved one. Find a safe position that both of you like and stay in it. Desirable forever.
You are always afraid to slip there even without sex, right? Well, except that you have everything there in rubber anti-slip mats and special handrails, and the soap is securely fastened so as not to be under the heel.
SEX ON THE TABLE
Leave that to actresses playing porn secretaries. Sooner or later, it will collapse under you, and it will be very unpleasant.
DO NOT USE HANDCuffS
Because in the movie "Where did the damn key go?" - this is a hackneyed joke, but in real life - a rather unpleasant situation.
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