Bummer! 18 ways to kill your sexual mood

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Bummer! 18 ways to kill your sexual mood
Bummer! 18 ways to kill your sexual mood

There are so many ways to please your partner - and just as many ways to be a terrible drug addict. What can you do to become the worst erotic memory of his life?

Bummer! 18 ways to kill your sexual mood


  1. Answer the phone call. And even more so - continue the conversation instead of referring to being busy and agreeing to call back. Well, imagine - he is trying there, and you are like: “What are you doing? Masha bought those green shoes? And How? What did Slavik say?”
  2. Call him in bed by someone else's name. Surprisingly, people get offended for some reason.
  3. Declare your love for him on the very first night. Of course, you are euphoric from what happened. But you've only just begun to get to know each other, and talking about a serious relationship at this stage will only frighten off the (possibly) nascent intimacy.
  4. Ask: "Are you there already?" If it's really that bad, check with your hand.
  5. Ask: "Are you done already?" If it's really that bad - again, a hand to help you.
  6. Calling his dick a stupid name (remember the classic "Sophie Baby" from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?)
  7. Try to squeeze out a "vicious" phrase if you are a naturally shy and cultured girl. "Well, rather, introduce your … your … your, um, little thing into my … hmm, ahem, uh … little thing …" - is unlikely to be included in the selection of the hottest phrases in bed. Even worse is to try to use the mat, and then lie down and die of shame.
  8. Sleep. Baby, were you really that bored?
  9. Leave your cell phone lying on the bed and accidentally press something… And to be horrified to find that a colleague or relative happened to listen to your hot moans with bewilderment or, worse, that everyone your Instagram followers are watching an unscheduled selfie of your buttocks. Secrets of good sex.
  10. Behave like a friend. For example, yelling "High five, dude!" after a simultaneous orgasm. Friendship and bed are different territories.
  11. Talk about extraneous things that have nothing to do with sex. Even if you can't wait to discuss Masha's new green shoes or that nice little corner sofa that you've spotted in the kitchen. A sure way to kill the desire for sex.
  12. Declaring: “Maybe we are having a baby right now” - if you have not discussed this before and have not agreed that you are ready to become parents.
  13. Turn on music that is inappropriate for the occasion, and worse, the radio, where at the most interesting moment a cheerful voice of the presenter can break in or a song can start that is not very suitable as a background for love pleasures. It happens that you find a station with beautiful lyrical music, and you just go into a rage - and then Serdyuchka affectionately and soulfully warns you in your very ear what happens to the girl who “wanted a groom” … La, la-la-la, la. Hmm.
  14. Quote your favorite characters. Even if you're both South Park fans, it's hardly a good idea to praise your partner with Eric Cartman's "Shikar-no!"
  15. Trying to make a cool face or take a seductive pose.
  16. Let animals in the room. First of all, it looks, and it confuses a lot of people. Secondly, it may want to participate: for example, give a clawed paw to a regularly swaying scrotum (from personal experience. I do not advise!)
  17. Start having a complex about your figure right now. Well, of course, he is very turned on if you say: "Don't look at me, I'm too fat / thin / ugly / (substitute your own version)”and start building a fortress wall around you from a blanket.
  18. Announce that you are breaking up with him, at this very moment. Sorry, but it's like a sickle… Ugly, in a word. From the sexual mood will not remain a trace. Based on materials from cosmo.ru, photo: fotoimedia.

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