9 things you don't want to hear after a c-section

9 things you don't want to hear after a c-section
9 things you don't want to hear after a c-section
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And which you shouldn't say if you don't want to be contacted after that.

9 things you don't want to hear after a c-section

Contrary to the common misconception that rich Pinocchio and snickering Hollywood stars go to caesarean just not to give birth naturally, the vast majority of operations are performed for medical reasons. And caring for a newborn with painful post-surgery scars is quite an excruciating task for a mother.

So remember what you should never say to a woman who has just given birth with the help of surgeons:

"THIS IS YOUR LUCK, CHICK AND READY! AND I GAVE BIRTH FOR 14 HOURS”

It's not a contest to see which one of you had the hardest time. And say thank you for saving you from the details, how many hours your friend spent in contractions before the operation, and how many later she went to intensive care. If it's that important to you, she won.

OH, YOU SHOULD JUST LIE UP WITH YOUR FEET FOR THREE HOURS/WASH THE FLOORS/BURN THE INCENSE/SUBSTITUTE THE NECESSARY AND YOU WOULD NOT HAVE TO…

Keep your pseudo-wisdom for next time. None of this helped me, but the doctors did. Thank you.

I WOULD NEVER DO A CAESAREAN, THE MOST CORRECT IS A NATURAL BIRTH

Well, if two doctors independently said that it was better not to risk the he alth of the child, for some reason I did not begin to experiment on him. Am I wrong, should I have played Russian roulette?

OH, AND YOU SHOULD DO AN OPERATION HERE IN THAT CLINIC

Oh, really? Sorry for letting you down like this. Warm up the time machine for now, I'll just get dressed.

CAN YOU LOOK AT THE SCAR?

Of course! And I, in turn, would like to take a closer look at the wart on your buttocks, do you mind?

I HEARD THAT EATING TOO HOT/TOO BAD/TO MUCH/LESS/EXPERIENCE STRESS INCREASES THE RISK OF C-SECTION

Of course. And I heard that if you often give unnecessary advice, if it is not asked, the risk of losing friends increases.

DO YOU REGRET THAT YOU DID NOT HAVE A NATURAL BIRTH?

Actually, I had a baby. So - no, not at all.

DID YOU ALREADY MMM… WALKED THE BIG AFTER THE SURGERY?

Why is everyone so interested in this? This, by the way, hurts like hell. No, this secret will remain between us: my doctor, me and my faithful friend - prune juice.

WHEN CAN I LOOK AT YOU AND THE BABY?

After 18 years, on his oath. No, seriously, I can’t even turn from one side to the other without pain, so I definitely won’t rush to receive guests. However, if you bring a huge hot lunch with you, write it down…

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