Hunting for a traitor. Five rules of maniac

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Hunting for a traitor. Five rules of maniac
Hunting for a traitor. Five rules of maniac
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You are sure he is cheating on you. Of course, everything points to it! The text on his phone, "Yes, yes, I will have finished this project by Tuesday," testifies to this. A clean shirt every day - why, if your man does not have a mistress? Eeeee, let's go crazy together!

Hunt for the traitor. Five rules of maniac

HE IS LATE AT WORK

Which quarterly report? What's the deadline? And what is a deadline anyway? No doubt he's cheating on you!

Oh, this is his job. The deadline seems to be that Accounting Lady he told you about, claiming she was weird.

WHAT TO DO NEXT?

HE TALKS ABOUT THE PAST DAY

Hide in the kitchen in the most impregnable corner. Light up. You don't smoke? Do it, well, is it difficult for you, or what? At his every word, grunt contemptuously through the smoke. Why else would he go to work if not to have affairs with other women?

WHAT TO DO NEXT?

Don't feed him! Never! No breakfast, no sandwiches to the office, nothing! To the question “Honey, what are we having for dinner?” strain contemptuously through the smoke - "Think about it" Let him guess where he pierced, right? Check his phone. Let him eat SMS.

HUSBAND WANTS SEX

What, what? At work, hmm, not tired? Do you want my sweet buns? Pervert! Get a job at the bakery! Buns for him. Tatyana Vasilievna, I suppose, I remembered from the planning department? Does she feed you sandwiches? And what, what is she 58?

WHAT TO DO NEXT?

Meet your husband from work in full dress, wearing make-up, in a frivolous dressing gown, under which there is a red bodysuit. Feed, drink, and when it softens, whisper in your ear - “And we have sex, honey, scheduled for March 23, 2016. After the quarterly bonus. That's what the planning department said. Tanechka, that is, Tatyana Vasilievna.”

HE CALLED YOU SERGEY

Don't care if it's in a dream, after an 18-hour workday spent together with his colleague. Tenth working day in a row. You clung to him in a dream and pinched his stomach, and he said: “Serge, I will kill you now.” It's clear that he's gay.

WHAT TO DO NEXT?

The next day, meet him in a man's suit, without makeup, with a strap-on at the ready. Sternly probass: "I am Seryoga." Try to run away

HE TALKS ABOUT DIVORCE

Hmmm you knew it. Call your mother, Tatyana Vasilievna, Lyudochka and his boss.

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